The Official French Fries Pages:
Privacy and Other Policies
Privacy Statement:
We never have, and we never, EVER, EVER will, collect or compile ANY personal data on ANY visitor to the Official French Fries Pages. Ever. We mean it. That means we don't sell or give out your E-Mail addresses or other personal information. We do compile some general site statistics to see from which countries people are visiting and we also compile statistics to see which pages hold the greatest interest, partly because we worked hard on the site and want to know, partly to see what you're interested in so we can provide even more and better content, and partly because we want to know where to put the ad banners, which leads us to our...
Advertising Policy:
We have long sought a sponsor of some sort -- one who'd simply give us a little money and let us do our thing and hope that you readers would click on the banner. It didn't quite work out that way. So we got in touch with a number of banner-ad companies and the only one we liked was ValueClick. Then we didn't like them and their intrusive JavaScript anymore. That and the fact we never got the $50 or so we'd earned.
So now we, like just about everyone else out there, are using Google. And because payment comes from you actually clicking on the banner rather than a banner simply being loaded, you're not going to be hit with dozens of annoying, time-wasting, page-defacing horrors that some other ad services require. The ads Google use are relatively fast-loading and small enough not to detract from the page. They can also be funny. Really funny. Until their parser figures this site out better, they're going to keep making us all laugh.
We hope that the Google ads aren't too disruptive and that you have a look at some of the services that appear. We actually do, and not just because they're so incredibly inappropriate to the pages they appear on... like the ads for historical military collectibles which appear on our Internet Awards page.
Our Relation to the French Fry Industry:
We have NOTHING to do with the French Fry industry, except that we really love their products. We have a few contacts at a few of the companies who give us some technical advice and information, but that's it. We don't sell potatoes, French Fries, or manufacturing or processing equipment. We don't broker sales. We don't arrange meetings (except with some friends at certain restaurants that serve French Fries). We don't ship French Fries, either. We just eat them.
That's about it, really. If we left out anything, drop us a line and let us know.
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